Metaphorical Poop Hitting Metaphorical Fan (Tiger)

[Falconflight]

Falconflight waited out in the territory at noon. He had been told by Slenderman that Tigerwing would be out here today, which was really his only reason for leaving the camp with Whiteowl so close to having Wolfstar's kits. Because of the herbs he had slipped into her food.

Well yes, anyhow.

While he was waiting, Falconflight climbed into a ditch and began to play monopoly with a wondeful family of Mexican fish.

[Tigerwing]

Tigerwing hopped over a large boulder, a plump fish in her jaws. She often spent time hunting when there was nothing other than chores to be done at camp. She supposed hunting could be classified as a chore as well but at least it was a fun one.

She checked her imaginary watch. Fisho'clock. Sighing, she decided it was utterly useless. She ought to throw it away. But wait, no... She way to fond of it to do that.

By chance, her gaze drifted upwards to a pack of Mexican Fish. If she was a cartoon, her draw would of dropped down like a weight and landed with a bang. If she was a picture drawn by a two year old, well, er, she woudln't move at all; Especially since she wouldn't be Tigerwing. So, being the real lovely cat she was, she stood there and stared.

Of course, while all this was happening, she still hadn't noticed that incredibly bad naught and terrible Slenderman messenger who was winning losing terribly against the pack of Mexican Fish. Since Mexican Fish really is just ONE fish with a bunch of heads, it really wasn't a pack of mexican Fish. Well, er, more of a pack of Mexican Fish Heads. As she thought of this, she began to think of butchered Fish Heads swimming in a river. The idea made her nauseous. In any case, Falconflight was horribly busy.

So nonchalantly, without a second thought or glance, she began to walk away.

[Falconflight]

The english cigar fell out of Falconflight's mouth as he whipped around in surprise. The fish heads had suddenly started to go crazy when they spotted another cat. And who was this cat? Why she was non other than the transvestite Tigerwing: Animated Edition.

Scurring up quickly, he plopped his handful of cards into his mouth and swallowed them. There, now no one can say whether he would have won or lost that game. Bowing goodbye to the Mexican(s?), he gurgled the last of his tea and chased after the lovely deputy, who he could see was holding a fish in her jaws. Was it one of the Mexicans!? Oh no.

Running too fast, he bowled into the deputy, rolling along the ground.
"Tigerwing. Uh.........hi!"
Wow, usually he'd have something much more witty than that.

[Tigerwing]

Tigerwing looked back, her green eyes sparkling. She twitched an ear, setting down her fish on a rock. Slowly her brain began to chortle loudly.

Yo....
Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman. Slenderman? Yeah I'm talking to you. Yeah you. Do you like tacos?

She stared at him for a moment, unsure what to say. She glanced at her fish, an amused expression on her face. Opening her mouth with full intentions of saying, You can carry that for me if you like. Her mouth opened and said loudly, "YO CHUCK NORRIS."

[Falconflight]

He gasped in shock, reeling back.
"No! Chuck Norris is way too cool! I can never compete with him!"

Suddenly suffering from over awesomness, he started running around in circles screaming.
"NO! I DON'T WANNA GO ON BAYWATCH!!"

While in his head, there was simply a leprechaun doing the macarena.