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[Tigerwing]

Warning: I can be slightly, er, different with my posts.

After the Slenderman completely tore apart, ate and completely digested Tigerwing, the she-cat was miraculously pooped out into a splatter of colorful rainbows. Then Pinkie Pie kidnapped her where she was taken to the fresh-kill pile and forced to gobble down a mouse.
Or... so Tigerwing thought. Er, well, not really.

Pssh, dreams.

A pale grey shadow slid across Tigerwing's back as she heaved herself to her feet, dragging herself out of the warrior's den. Though not at all did she want to leave her warm cozy nest, the sun was obviously jealous of her relationship with it. As she padded blearily across the clearing, She was attacked by mustaches. A misty fog swarmed thickly around her paws, making it even more hard to concentrate. She eventually rammed into something large, soft and very furry. A hairy pineapple? She thought before realizing it was the fresh-kill pile.

[Falconflight]

[Tigerwing my dear, we are going to get along perfectly]

Falconflight purred as he watched Tigerwing stumbling out of the warriors den. It seemed the herbs he had slipped into her dinner last night had affected her after all. He hadn't actually known what they were, of course they could have been deadly, but the only way to find out would be to test them, and Falconflight was way too smart to eat just anything. Apparently Tigerwing, was not. He'd have to record the results in his top secret mega ultra science lab that he had in a secret base under the camp. medicine den soon. How pleasing.

Stretching, he padded out of the shadows and moon-walked over to Tigerwing smoothly,sliding to a stop beside her.
"Good morning there fellow slenderman slave clanmate. How has your morning been?"

[Wolfstar]

(Birds of a feather. I apologize, I don't mean to spam but I couldn't help it. You two are...birds of a feather. Seriously. THAT IS ALL. /and Wolfstar disappears in a magical cloud of ice cream/ )

[Tigerwing]

(DYYYYRRRRRRT?)

Tigerwing took a step back, blinking as Falconflight's words echoed in her ears. She had only met the tom once but thatwasn't the point. Whenever a cat paused, or even slowed in their talking, Tigerwing's mind made up for it. Good morning Princess of Bronyland, how have your parrots been? Tigerwing coughed. "My parrots are eating away in Algeria, thank you." She replied, gulping down a wave of nasea.

(This actually happens to me. ^)

[Falconflight]

[Awww, this is more fun than I've have in ages dearies]

Falconflight purred and nodded wisely as if he had any idea what this wacked out platypus was talking about. Perhaps those herbs affected her brain,though from what he had heard, Tigerwing never had much of a brain to start with.

"I'm glad, make sure they don't eat too much, they'll get fat. I have recently dropped my own parrots off in Vietnam, all the dead bodies make wonderful food I've heard."

Leaning forward, he studdied her intently.
"Are feeling ok there dear?"

[Tigerwing]

(Oh god. I just saw your siggy. XD)

"I'm feeling wonderfuuuuuuuuul." Tigerwing coughed as a hairball racked her body. Soon, a slobberified ball of hair lay promptly in front of her. "I'm feeling great, thankyou." She replied briskly, but truly mortified to the soul.

Tigerwing looked stubbornly at him for a couple of minutes.
"Waitawhat were we talking about?"

[Falconflight]

[Yup, you're screwed now]

Falconflight watched, intrigued as she coughed up the hairball. Apparently they were good for protein or something or other, and this one was a monster. It was for this reason that he stooped down and happily gobbled it up. Perhaps it would even make Tigerwing seem a little less mortified.

"I was talking about," Falconflight began, his mouth still full. Swallowing loudly, he beamed.
"I was just wondering if the herbs I slipped into your dinner last night did anything to you my dear."

[Tigerwing]

Tigerwing made a face as he swallowed it. Eww.....

"Well, " She began crinkling her nose in disgust, "I didn't have dinner last night." She blinked apologetically at him.

(-sototallynotlazy-)

[Falconflight]

He frowned. Oh dear.
Laughing hysterically, he shook his head. He himself hadn't eaten anything, in fact, he believed the only one to have dinner had been Wolfstar.
Woops.
Whiteowl had been too sick.
"Oh then my dear, we had best start running now. If Wolfstar asks, I'm naming you as an accomplise."
He shook his head and blinked gently at the deputy.

[Tigerwing]

Tigerwing looked unblinkingly at him, "Then I'm suing you." She said calmly, stifling a yawn.

(Still have the laziness disease.)